Fall

Posted by xs on 07 Sep 2010 | Posted in: Side B

Nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Crawford had some opinions about that but it was a certain time of the financial year and he was predictably busy, dealing with both. Sir Richard had learned from Takatori that Crawford’s financial acumen wasn’t only rooted in his ability to rig the stock market. He was an asset when it came to protecting Kryptonbrand’s assets. A highly creative one, although Ken, ironically, was much better at math.

Takatori was presumably out there laughing, having turned his once deadly enemy into a glorified accountant.

A light was still showing in the living room window when Crawford finally got home. Ken was on an energy saving kick due to media brainwashing about the recession. He’d stopped leaving the welcoming light on when Crawford worked late and Crawford of course maintained that he wasn’t sentimental and it didn’t bother him in the slightest. So it was merely convenient, that Ken was still up, and Crawford wasn’t especially pleased, or anything resembling it.

He did allow himself to be a little surprised, when he opened the door from the hall to find Ken esconced on the sofa, feet up, with the television playing quietly and a large mixing bowl in his lap. Crawford draped his jacket across the back of a chair, loosening his tie as he leaned over to see what Ken was doing. Ken lifted sticky hands from the dough he was kneading. There were crumbs and flour on his teeshirt and jeans and the sofa cushions.

“Why?” Crawford asked, with no particular need to elaborate.

“Never done it before,” Ken replied, shrugging. “They had packs in the supermarket. I thought it would be nice.”

“Several times over, from the looks of things.” Crawford had just noticed the bowls lined up along the fireplace, Ken’s matching checkered teatowels draped over the tops.

“Well, we eat a lot,” Ken said.

Crawford sat on the end of the sofa, careful not to get flour on his expensive clothing. He was still close enough to reach over and run his fingers through Ken’s freshly trimmed hair. “Are you bored? I know I’ve been working late.”

“I like cooking,” Ken reminded him. “And you should be here when the boys are up, if you think I have time to get bored.”

“They’re back to school tomorrow,” Crawford observed, remembering.

“Hmm,” Ken said noncommittally. He left off kneading his batch of dough, lifting a towel that was folded beside him and covering the bowl before placing it at the end of the row with the others. Crawford glanced at the wall clock.

“When do you have to put these in the oven?”

“In about twenty minutes, starting with the first.” Ken grinned sheepishly. “I don’t think I’ll be going to bed for a while.”

“You’re an idiot,” Crawford told him, making sure Ken kept his messy hands to himself while they kissed. “And I’m tired, I’ll see you in bed.”

In the event he didn’t, his tiredness sending him to sleep before the aroma of baking bread had drifted up the stairs and throughout the house. In the morning, the bed was empty beside him, with little sign that Ken had been sleeping there or slipped out early to make breakfasts and organise the school run. The house was a lot louder, however, as three noisy school boys thundered along the landing and shouted about whose turn it was for the shower and where was their tennis gear. In the background, Shige’s radio alarm blared out unattended (and unswitched off) and someone was apparently flushing the toilet to oblivion.

They’d had the damn thing fixed twice already this month. Last month. Crawford rolled over in bed, happy to bury himself under the pillows and shut the infernal racket out, then remembered what day it was and pushed the duvet aside with a martyred sigh.

Takatori was out there laughing with Nagi and Fujimiya and probably half of Esset.

The boys were clustered in the kitchen doorway when Crawford caught up with them. Crawford finished tying his robe over his pyjamas and suppressed a yawn before putting his hands on two of the curious heads and moving them aside. Shige and Keigo fussed over their “ruined” hair while Crawford took in the sights.

Ken had been breadmaking with style, flour topped batch loaves and crusty french sticks artfully displayed in paper lined baskets amidst a quantity of small dumpling shaped rolls and some interestingly glazed bread rings. From somewhere he must have found a butter curler (Crawford had a fleeting impression of mini bugnucks) because a plate of butter curls had been placed alongside the flavored marmalades and Kaoru’s little pot of lemon curd. There wasn’t much room left for the regular breakfast things so Ken had set them out along the worktop while he himself was busy at the cooker, frying up. There was a pleasant smell of coffee as the percolator bubbled along beside him.

Crawford re-evaluated his initial assessment of Ken getting up early.

“Are we going to eat all those?” Keigo asked uncertainly.

“I’m sure you could try,” Crawford informed him, being well acquainted with nine year old appetites, “but I think it would acceptable to leave some for later.”

“Wow,” said Shige, forgetting for once to act like he wasn’t impressed. “We’re rolling in dough this morning.” He scraped his usual chair away from the table and sat down, looking immensely pleased with his own joke. “Oy, are those my baskets?” He’d just recognised the little coloured creations he’d woven in craft club.

“I’m only borrowing them,” Ken said, putting a plate of bacon and eggs in front of him. Shige preffered Japanese food on principle but he made an exception for full English breakfasts. Actually they all did, including Ken, once he’d been convinced that Nana’s black pudding was a joke.

Keigo, of course, was quite willing to go continental. He perched on the edge of his chair, primly buttering one of the fresh rolls before loading it up with jam.

Crawford poured the coffee. “You’ve been busy.”

“Yeah, well,” Ken replied coherently. “It looks okay doesn’t it?”

“Restaurant quality at least but you’re going to have to freeze some.”

Ken gave him a tired, dirty look and Crawford slid an arm around his waist, passing over a mug of coffee with his free hand. “Alternatively you could take some to the shop.”

“Yeah, that would make sense.” Ken sipped his coffee. “I know I went a bit OTT.”

Again. “It’s always hard to gauge the ingredients first time,” Crawford said soothingly. There had been previous experiences with curry and, on one surreal occasion, when they’d been spending their evenings watching K-dramas, the large plastic washing bowl filled with kimchee. Ken with a huge kitchen to work in was a very experimental cook although baking was a bit of a departure. Bread made some sense, given his lack of a sweet tooth.

Ken grunted something monosyllabic in reply but stayed where he was, leaning against the counter and less obviously against Crawford. Shige was watching them both speculatively and at length chose his moment.

“Can I have fried bread?”

Little heathen.

“You can use the Hovis for that,” Ken replied, sighing as he turned away from Crawford and retrieved a wrapped, processed loaf from the bread bin. Shige grimaced guiltily behind Ken’s back when he caught Crawford’s eye, while beside him Keigo attempted to radiate superior disapproval and in Kaoru’s case a silent request to please be included.

Kaoru wasn’t at his brightest in the mornings but he was the first to ask the obvious question, when Ken went upstairs for a shower. Shige and Keigo were scuffling in the hall over a ball that would get their pocket money docked when they broke something. Crawford, meantime, had been assigned the task of checking over the school bags, distributing lunches and laptops and making sure that they’d all included their project pictures for the Busy Book. The theme this holiday had been boats.

Kaoru studied Shige’s creative interpretation with an air of curiosity before Crawford slid it into the bag. “What’s up with Dad?” He scratched his face sleepily.

Crawford zipped the bags up and eyed the large pile of dishes by the sink. It went against his nature to admit it but knowing something would happen didn’t always mean that you were prepared. Ken, however, appeared to be excelling in that regard.

“He’s missing you all,” Crawford replied. “In advance.”

Splash

Posted by xs on 01 Sep 2010 | Posted in: Side B

Ken was embarrassed to discover that he was the only father at Puddleducks, although relieved that the mothers (and grandmothers) were much too busy attending to their assorted children to pay him any attention. Aya-chan and Mei Mei had been coming to swimming classes for weeks but this was his first outing with Kaoru and he wasn’t sure what to expect.

It hadn’t been singing.

The parents stood in a circle with the young instuctor, carefully holding their infants against their chests while they sang a wavering verse of the welcoming song to each one. It was a little like a cult, Ken thought, utterly failing to imagine Ran doing any of this with Mei Mei.

The children variously cried, splashed or looked placid throughout. Kaoru was in the third group, apparently unfazed by water than was considerably deeper and a fair bit cooler than his bath. Ken experienced a pang, that they’d missed out on underwater babies.

Aya-chan gave Ken a slightly nervous smile half an hour later, as they climbed out of the pool. Ken was mildly puzzled. The lesson had been enjoyable in the end and Kaoru had adored the yellow duck handpuppet.

Ken stood with Kaoru under the poolside shower for a full minute, rinsing the chlorine from both their hair, before he finally noticed the small row of spectators in the lounge area…

The commission

Posted by xs on 29 Aug 2010 | Posted in: Uncategorized

“seme Ken or just a strong, masculine uke Ken?”

“The latter usually, although if you can make the other work with Crawford…!”

Crawford looks up from the sofa, where he’s poring over work papers. “You are not serious.”

Ken, clearing up after Sunday lunch, looks thoughtful. “I don’t see why I shouldn’t get some action for a change.”

“You get plenty of action,” Crawford replies coldly.

“We can all vouch for that,” Shige chips in from the doorway.

A heartfelt plea

Posted by xs on 13 Aug 2010 | Posted in: Side B

The picture was too much to resist.

“Dear David Beckham,” Shige wrote in his best round English script. “Please come and be our football coach because you have lots of money already and we saw that picture yesterday and we think you’d be AWESOME!!! at it.”

“Tell him Brooklyn can play too,” Keigo reminded him.

“Good point!” Shige scribbled away.

“Also, we know that Ken is really nice and stuff but he’s only a goalie and we get in trouble at school cuz he swears a lot.”

Kaoru looked loyally doubtful.

“And he cries when we win.”

“Oh God, yeah,” Kaoru conceded, as the memories flooded back.

Rain Man

Posted by xs on 12 Aug 2010 | Posted in: Side B

Inspired by true life disgust.

Ken didn’t usually drink but Itoh Ryo, it turned out, was as bad an influence as Kudoh Yohji.

Asuka smiled politely at Ken when he staggered into the kitchen for a very late breakfast but Ran glared frostily and walked right out.  When Ken slumped at the table, he found himself facing a row of small, similarly disapproving faces.

“Uh,” said Ken intelligently.

“You’re gross,” Shige complained, digging forcefully into his rice.

Ken squinted at them all, trying to summon the events of the night before into his still foggy brain.

“If can’t have been that bad,” he said hopefully.

Keigo mouthed something at him but Ken only caught the word ‘balcony’.

There was a balcony. It ran along the front of the villa, overlooking the small gravel driveway and the hills below.

Ken frowned.

Joining the three families together for a summer holiday in Tuscany had seemed like a brilliant plan a month back.  Ryo and Asuka’s little girl Hiroka was close in age to Kaoru and Mei Mei, Asuka had become firm friends with Aya-chan and Ran was finally thawing, almost perceptibly, towards Crawford.  Additionally, the house was lovely and it all provided the perfect excuse to exclude Chloe.

The only downside was parking, what with three family saloons, the rented bikes and the sports cars.

Crawford set down a glass of cold water and two paracetamol capsules beside Ken’s plate, brushing his fingers lightly through Ken’s unkempt hair before walking away.  For Crawford, that was remarkably forgiving.

“See.”  Ken paused while he washed down the pills.  “I told you it wasn’t that bad.”

“Dad,” Kaoru said, turning pink with annoyance.  “You peed off the balcony.”

“I never!” Ken replied hotly.

“You set off the car alarm,” Shige added relentlessly.  “We all woke up.”

“No way!”  Ken turned to Crawford for verification.  “They’re making it up.  You’d be giving me hell if…”

“I moved my car,” Crawford said blithely.  The American leaned back against the counter, sipping from his regular morning cup of strong black coffee.

Ken’s mind reeled, or tried to.  The overall effect was a little unpleasant.

“I guess that’s why Ran’s mad,” he eventually said, cringing behind his hands.

“Well that.” Crawford smiled smugly.  “And he thought he’d pinched my space.”

Inception

Posted by xs on 27 Jul 2010 | Posted in: Uncategorized

“A piece of clever misdirection,” Crawford conceded.  The American tended to be tediously analytical about movies, a fact which Ken tolerated out of naive sympathy.  It couldn’t be that much fun, to always know the ending.

Personally, Ken liked to kick back and not use his brain so hard, although Crawford seemed to think he could.

“I didn’t really buy the slow mo scene,” he admitted.  “When the car was falling into the water.”

“But you were so busy thinking about that,” Crawford reminded him.  “You forgot about the plane.”

“Something like that,” Ken acknowledged.  They’d reached their own car, parked on a side street behind the cinema.  An electronic chirp sounded when Crawford deactivated the lock.

Crawford hesitated before opening the driver side door.  “The central premise was flawed anyway.  It’s not actually difficult at all to plant an idea in someone’s head.”

“Not if you have a telepath on your team!”

“Oh come on, Ken.”  Crawford pointed his keys at him, in mock accusation.  “The tabloids do it every morning, and so do you.  Or am I supposed to believe that Shige really volunteered to do chores after school today?”

Ken looked sheepish.  The housework had been stacking up lately and with three energetic boys in the house…  “I just kinda…”

“…let him think that  Keigo wanted to.  I know.”  Crawford smiled approvingly at him.  “Works every time, doesn’t it?”

I’ll make a man out of you

Posted by xs on 26 Jul 2010 | Posted in: Uncategorized

“I think they liked that one,” Crawford observed, as the three boys ahead of them performed kung fu kicks along the pavement.

“Shige said I reminded him of Jackie Chan,” Ken grumbled.

“That’s good surely?”

“He’s a hundred,” Ken protested.

Jackie Chan sings

(and was perfectly cast in Kung Fu/Karate Kid, a real pleasure to watch )

Many years ago

Posted by xs on 24 Jul 2010 | Posted in: Side B

“Could we put a trampoline there?” Shige pointed to the immaculate lawn which sloped down from the terrace.

It was a sunny Sunday afternoon and they were sitting outside the castle. Sir Richard had invited the family for the weekend, a generous gesture following Ken’s enforced reconciilation with Kryptonbrand. Shige had been reading the Argos catalogue, and they only had a yard at home.

“I’m sure we could,” Sir Richard said politely, accepting a fruit cocktail from Nana. “But I’m not sure it would be level.”

“They could bounce at an angle,” Ran replied, estimating the gradient with his hand.

Two of Swords (Part 13)

Posted by xs on 24 Jul 2010 | Posted in: Evil Curse of the Mummy

The discovery of the body went virtually reported amidst the mass media vitriol and wallowing which followed England’s exit from the world cup. It wasn’t every day that a genuine mummy turned up on the district line but the police were initially disposed to think that it was a student prank. The post mortem investigations and a routine enquiry with the Egyptian consulate suggested a more sinister explanation, but that was weeks later.

Crawford, tactfully, had not said anything to Ken.

The Hidaka household, meantime, had become steadily inured to the random phenomena which manifested themselves around their home. It helped that they seemed to have taken a more benign direction, such as the spontaneous growth of roses through the living room window, the self generating hot chocolate machine, and the rather entertaining episode when Crawford’s car levitated. He was reversing out of the garage at the time, and not terribly happy to find a scratch on the vehicle’s roof. Shige pointed out helpfully that Crawford now had an excuse for a new one (he had his eye on a black BMW).

Shige of course, was also claiming that the television in his room was magically turning itself on, every time he had homework due. Ken threatened to confiscate the new xbox but had to concede that Shige might be telling the truth, occasionally, when the world cup final was broadcast for a whole five minutes as Japan versus (Pele’s) Brazil. For five minutes, the entire family was thrilled.

Keigo was the first to notice that the bats had gone. The boys sat outside all evening, searching the eaves for signs of movement, then trooping inside, disappointed, when it was finally dark.

It was the last week of term.

Location location

Posted by xs on 19 Jul 2010 | Posted in: Evil Curse of the Mummy, Side B

Crawford’s house in Chelsea was stylish but apparently small. Or at least, it had started to feel a whole lot smaller with the addition of a Ken, a brood and a steady stream of passing florists.

The estate agent sent details of a nice place in Fulham. Ken didn’t know if that was upmarket or downmarket but Chelsea had a veranda and Fulham had a garden. Grass made for less scraped knees. Of course, the boys wanted the converted school house, with playground, until Crawford got the estimated bill for repairs.

Free shuffled cards.

Three irresistable objects… meet immovable force.

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